This one’s for the anglers who don’t just talk about it — they live it. The I Don’t Tell Fish Stories, I Make Them tee brings classic fishing humor to life with a bold, hand-drawn trout design and the Bonk More Fish logo stamped with pride.
Built for long days on the water or by the grill after a big catch, this shirt’s soft, durable fabric feels great wash after wash. It’s the perfect blend of comfort, grit, and attitude — because you don’t need to brag when your shirt does it for you.
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Every Bonk More Fish product is made just for you when you order — no dusty shelves, no wasted stock, no overproduction. It might take a little longer to ship, but that’s because we only make what’s needed. Keeps it fresh, keeps it real, and keeps the planet (and the fish) a little happier.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
